baohui left in bottle in the class during gp then went back then went out

brandon as chua lang lor as ever, owe me 3.10$

charmaine has two pimples on the nose

karyl is slimmer

andy wore a pair of new shoe like marcus

today almost late ... i woke up at 8.10 then i as carefree as ever took my time to iron clothes and bathe then slowly pack my bag COS i KNOW i WONT be LATE de...COS i'm just good in being early ba.. call it luck or whatever... till now i late twice only...

alright, waited the bus for like 20mins to reach interchange? can see several tpjcians panicking.... i was the only calm one there...stood there, listening to muscis while the rain trickled down my cheek as i close my eyes, awaiting the bus arrival. then i slowly took my time up to the bus as i was wearing my new shoeeee.... then "some pple" were panicking alrdy.. thinking i would be late.. however, i calmly turn down their ideas and took my time. i was even requested to take a cab.. siao.. i wont late. chey, cab fr what sial... ignorant...... then i slowly tapped my ez link.. everything was slow-paced de... alot pple in the bus pacing to and fro, fidgeting madly.... siao sia.. liddat nia.. so kan chiong spider might as well dun come school if late.. then i finally reach my destination. the gate was still opened... as i step before the gate, the auntie tried to shut it IN MY FACE, hence, i just dashed and SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllip through the gate. Walking towards the class, leaving a shocked cruel auntie behind. then i energised myself with a harshbrown..and brandon like siao sia.. fetish for my shoe.. begin praising my shoe like siao.. dunno is purposely or jealous lar.. OH YA*insincere tone, almost forgotten lehhh thanks for the hushbrown....v healthy lor, nt oily at all (jumping brows).. if only it's everyday basis..then i begin showing my shoe to brand.. he asked if we could carry out a trade... like exchange the iphone for my shoe.. siao sia.. then went for gp.. i notice ms suvinder kept looking my shoe too.. then had break with a FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sandwich... thanks for the sandwich leh.... v healthy lor,serving gan gan hao at all(jumping brow).. if only it's everyday basis....
then after tt mr sze lesson over, was mother tongue which became more interesting ever since pple that can be disturbed are so near and easily accessible to.. plus henry seems to have a higher level of tolerance since holiday.. good good.. then after tt... OK LAR.. actually the main point was the shoe, punctuality, free food from kind pple;D and envy from brand xD


mentioning abt late.. i could recall another incident which every event seem to be making me lateee.. but the fate seems to be strong ba... i rmb tt time i woke up at 7.15am... (btw supposed to meet at 7.15) everyone was panicking. but without hesistation i jitao just ran for the buss.... then reach interchange.. started dashing for the bus through a COUPLE of steps on the metal railings in the interchange ba... then just before i could get into the bus 19.. cruel destiny kicks in... the uncle shuts the door real tight.. and drove away with a smirk.. seemingly an intentional action for me to be late ba.. As agile as monkey(ck), i leapt on the roof of the bus.. and there i go .... as if i was surfing on the roof with wind gently blowing past my face as if my mother was touching my face.. my hand and feet coordinate according to the direction the bus swerved and turned to.. finally.. i somersaulted in as the bus reach the intended destination and there i go.. tapping my card. and yelled: i dun owe u any more man.. in ur face.. i will not resigned to the fate u present to me.. i swagger off.. the driver's expression was just priceless.. dumbfounded and flabberghasted.. with his mouth agap.. he stared at me.... then i ran to the front gate.. noticing that an auntie was trying her best with her superhuman effort to shut the door reallll fast.. i ran and she saw me and there she smirked: heh! u're lateee!!! so long.. i replied with a hint of confidence: says who?.. i dashed towards the gate and then i lowered my spine which was the mechanism to support my entire body.. then my feet slides in real fast and tight and as the gate came crashing down, my neck was stil left out of the gate...i turn and jerked with ease and the auntie was stunned to find my entire being seemingly " teleported " thru the gate.. hmm all i can see was i merely slide in ba.. just in a very complex manner with detailed utilization of some specific part of my body.. and therefore, faailed to be late another time... heh.

charmaine often keeps packets of restaurant wet tissue in her bag *cheapo like maddd..

EXTEND EXTEND EXTEND EXTEND !!!!! BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI !!!

heee!! HEYO PEEPS ! *pouts

Guess why i took so longggg to post? WELL, i was playing hard^^

holiday is sure a longgg longgg day like a croc.. jeez, troublesome if only there's no exam. The world will be at its most peaceful state where everyone can be out there in the playgrounds playing.... the prob is... the PEEPS dun seem to know that fate is calling upon us, signalling the EEE.. education examination elimination thingy thingy.. alright alright, allow me to decipher this divine intervention and message....

is like u see the virus over there? U see that greenish substance over there? stuck at the window there? notice it sticking over there. IT'S THE VIRUS! THAT THING JUST STUCK DOWN THERE AND WE GONNA DO OUR PAPERS IN SCHOOL? ARGHH spreading from here to there, there to here. that to there, there to that, here to that, that to here, back to there from here, back to here from there, back to there from that and back to here from that. Geezz... and the virus thingy thing is twirling round and round, churning here and there, leaping from this spot to that spot and CHRIST.. IT HAS REACHED... SINGAPOREEE.... then later the storyplot went on with me negotiating with the moe for the vote of extending holiday, some crappish lectures via internet where there is no attendance taken thing which everyone can be lyin on their moth-bitten bed slowly savouring some tubs of yoghurt while scrolling the button to the lecture while chatting msn to discuss and lastly, the dreaded return to school wispy thingy thing. (in order of significance) AND once again, the united singaporeans vote everything to extend of course^^ and we got 88%, ni hai bu si? in ur face... just when the bubbles of happiness popping out like soda........... THE POLLL WAS REMOVED AND THE FINAL DECISION: RETURN TO SCHOOL.. ARGHHH.. tou jiang shi vote liao, hai take back ni de words, stupid *BLEHS So now?? dammit, i was much resigned to fate as i'm still being able to tuck into my blanket on a lazy afternoon, enjoying my slumber.. butttt...exam is drawing closer and fear strikes me like how i struck on ms tang, karyl etcetcetc's heart. DAMMM....

Still findng a solution to upload vball pictures and post.. but seems to be a very challenging task which challenges me to further challenge my challenging self with more challenging obstacles..

so longgg.. peeps!

Last Sunday, went to marina complex.. To celebrate shumin's birthday. It was fun and long day. Ok, the story shall begin..

First, everyone said no need get shumin a present, i was frustrated as SHUMIN IS OUR FRIEND LEH, WO MEN DE PENG YOU LEH. YET YOU ARE ALL STILL... tsk, eventually under my inspiring, heart-wrenchin and touching persuasion, everyone forked out money for her present. I withdrew about 400 dollars from my bank to buy alot alot alot alot alot alot of presents. Then all chao kuan, last minute say want share. I still remembered brandon almost want to cry lor. then i aiya ok la.. All chip in at 6 bucks, LoL the rest of the sum i cover lor steady..

Second, meet up, i was the earliest. All late.. tsk.. i was what the.. carry those presents

Third, met baohui,linshan,ms tang, i pass them the present, then they went off to find shumin le cos brand,clin and la...charmaine were late ma. Lol, nvm la. let them take the presents and pretend lor. eventually left with one wallet. Haha but nvm, lighten my load.

Fourth, all reached. Ready to go. But all were hesistant, scared shumin scold. SO i text.
marcus: hey shumin, we gonna be late. ps!
shumin: Nvm.. hahahah dun mind la..er.. why late?
marcus: cos brand they all... ~brandon all begging~ so i edit
Editted marcus: cos i late, haha
shumin: whoa u late? nvm la.. hahah got come can le.. the rest.. cheh.. smokescreen only hor^^
marcus: huh i dun get it.. nvm see ya;D

Fifth, all reached le.. i went to toilet. All went to find shumei and ps me. hahaha they all liddat one la. hahahah nvm la.. know them so long le.. haha dun mind lor.

Sixth, i from one corner, see shumin abit disappointed de.. then everyone at there smiling but puzzled at the same time. Hahah. weird weird de. But i came out and went to greet her bdae. WA SIAO LOR, suddenly she keep smiling and laughing de. then abit sad tone. then sae "haha u so bad" then i "huh" then she "haha still geh siao" then i "haha i really dunno lor, jiang zhen de" . then ms tang extra "aiya nvm la.. let's go"

Seventh,
charmoney: WATCH MOVIE LA.
Everyone else: DUN LAME LA.. MARCUS AT HERE WATCH MOVIE. IS LIKE SO WASTED LOR (I STILL RMB MS TANG WAS THE LOUDEST).
MARCUS: HUH GOT LINK MEH?
EVERYONE IN UNISON: GOT!!! MARCUS: HAHAHA AIYO.. EVERYONE: KBOX KBOX KBOX KBOX,
MARCUS (ABIT UMCHIO) : HAHAHA SO WHAT'S THE LINK (while touching his adam's apple). ORHH KAY LA...
BUt tt time very scary lor, i realise brandon de bin like jek jek (green green), quite pissed off de. then i went to eh brand what happened. then he brushed off my hands then said some explicit language and showed me the finger. I was so shocked, everything like sucked out of me sial... then i shrugged and move on with my life though moving through the tunnel of darkness..

Eighth, shumin stomach groaned. Everyone ignored and disucss abt singing song with me. I was abit angry la. so i went to tell everyone to go and eat first, So we dine in JustNoodle. A nice shop

Ninth, all the guys snatch the cushion seat side de actually, then i yelled in dismay: OI., give the girls sit la. Awhile later, all bu shuang. i rmb tt time brand de face esp fierce. But really mah, such thing give others la. Then like siao sia.. i sit at one corner, all keep snatching and chioning opposite. in the end tang tang oppo me. hahaha. starting we were communicating in korean de until she lost for words. i realise four pairs of eyes opposite of me were on me. Of course i blushed

tenth, we read the menu, all keep asking me what i eatin. i very angry and reprimanded: "EH, also not my bdae." Then all of them shocked dao, i saw tang de eyes wet wet de, then i ask her issit the onion. then she just sae "no la, smth else" so i decided to be understanding and not to ask again le. WE ordered food.

eleventh, food arrived, everyone keep digging my food after i eat abit.. all sae different. got my salervia. eh eh no no salirvera.. no la is salivera. aiya dunno la. they said is smth sweet jiu shi le. I saw ck, brand and clin face quite xiong de, machiam langa by lorry. but i nvm la.

twenth(suspiscious), tang keep giving me food though i keep rejecting but take. then i secretly suggest buy cake. All ask me for the money. eventually i go out buy lor. Tang followed. Tsk,then we deciding which cake. then i ask her. she said fruit cake. but lucky due to my undertandi g of shumin, i bought choco. hahaha btw she loathes fruit de. that's what we learnt afterwards

thirteenth, all shocked, keep sayin i v pro at surprising pple. but i pretend no hear dao la. i see brand face stil angry. dun dare sae much ba.

Fourteenth, went to kbox. V WEIRD LOR. went i take mike, all keep chiong another mike. when i put down, all like sua liao, dun care much. Then all keep picking couple song, v random. ALSO NOT VALENTINE DAY HOR? then just sing lor. all eyes were on me. hahaha they said i sing v nice. then brand singing, dunno why all v hungry, bz eating snacks and chatting with me. hahah sing sing sing sing...when i ooen my golden lip, they shouted smth like BEHOLD or smth de la.. idk. i just sing lor. damm awkward. solo song also can hear pple echoing.

fifteenth, very late le, i ask them go home. all dunwan. keep say last one last one, keep choose couple song then pass me the mike. I realise the girls' arms have alot of scratches de after tt.(ORH WHAT HAPPENED TO ANOTHER MIKE AH? ON TT NIGHT.) dunno why leh, i think the kbox v dim, then they knocked dao smth or what ba.

sixteenth, finally go home, then all scared mrt last train. then i suggested taking mrt. then all keep say nvm la mrt. then i sae i cab lor.. all cab. then eventually, the girls cab, i ask shumei sit ba cos she bishanese, scary leh so late at night lor. she so adorable later smth happened how (mstang and i said in unison) then i realise ms tang keep looking at me, but i geh geh no look back. Then eventually all forced me inside the cab.

seventeenth, BRAND FACE DAMM CHAO CHAO. CLIN DE QUITE. CK DE QUITE LIAN QING QING. then i thinking? cannot be ma, also no !beautiful ham!(read the first letter for two terms) then after tt i send all the girls home ba. then i walk back home

eighteenth, brand sms me.. damm bu shuang. but i managed to resolve all the conflicts. he told me they were running round for the bus late at night, then caught the bus 4mins earlir. HAHA WOO! *claps claps. they said super scary, i ask them be brave when i was in cab. The trio managed to find their way eventually and thanked me profusely for my encouragement. haha siao one they all. sae i saviour etc etc de.. aiya those sweet sweet words one la.

nineteenth, all went home safely, i called all of them de parents to make sure they reach home le. hahahah after tt i went home too. ALl texted me.. ask me if i reach home. siao one. i also not kid le. hahah then i just said yep. then all sae i sing v nice etc. but i heck care le. hahaha i scare brand ck and clin misunderstand,

twentith, happy bdae shumin! :D


21FLGHT TO NEWZEALAND: 7th june 2009 18:09- 15th june 2009 04:12 ..

Friday (continued)

As i enjoyed the beauty of the moon, i started seeing images formed in the pale dubloon hanging in the darkness...A middle-aged lady in her twenties, always smiling, looking healthy and koreanish and always yelling here and there enthusiastically in a highhhhhh pitch tone, never fail in making me trembling and sneezing due to her la....jokes.

Though it was a long long day, the memory stamped in my mind is hot and fresh. Soon, it resurfaces once again.

It was the last time i would see.. i mean Jessie would see me in school le.. haha she almost cried but came to a halt after seeing my disapproving yet eletricifying glances. By reference to her folorn look, i assume she will always miss me. Haha, nvm la, all good things come to an end ma, you should know the rules of this game of love mah... Sent her home but with a group of friends so wont give wrong signal like i always do (looking at kary...ahhh nvm i shall not mention names) Then she started sobbing, telling me about the past... past... past... i pondered along with her and the pendulum in Lab B204 started swinging..

It was the first econs lessons when me and my two taller friends and a lame tryant were late for her lesson. The trio were extremely afraid of coming into the class late. As i was there, as composed as usual, tucking in to my malay rice with dishes namely: steamed stingray fish with bones on it soaked in orange-yellow methyl-orange-like curry with lady fingers and other spices for flavouring, fried crispy dynamic exotic bright brilliant wonderous awesome golden crisp of the sides of the egg white which is at the same time liquid yet solidified yet vapourised in nature seemingly to be in its thermodynamic state of point of triple water and finally its royal holy glaring shiny yellow yet gold yet bronze egg yolk, THE sunny sideup spilled along with fragrant gravy of the fishes caught soothing natural breezey melang river and cooked freshly yet in a traditional way. Alright, that's not the main point, the main point is the trio were making unnecessary noises and panicking. After putting my plate, we.. i mean I swaggered and lead them to the class. Immediately, i grabbed the door knob and swung it ajar, there she appears. Upon settting her thickly make-up eyes on me, i felt a connection. Of course, courteous like often, i smiled in return for that look she gave. Then i approached and said: hey, you mind if we're late, if not we make our move.. " my trio were extremely dumbfounded and were there pulling my sleeve, begging me to retract whatever i've said. I shoved them aside and waited for her reply. She looked around and she complied in a very shy manner. At that point of time, i thought, it's absolute that she had fallen for me. I sneered and swaggered to my seat.

Then she began distributing cards of ingredients of pizza like cheese, spices and herbs, tomato sauce and as fast as she could, she pronounce: i love pizza alot! (while stealing a glimpse of me) i assume that was a hint but ignored.

AS time goes by, i began realising she's actually quite nice and at the same time naturally, she's quite lame. Hence, frequent thunderous sneezes from xh and xf could be heard. Then i remembered she treated us sugar cane drink and shared with us about her passion for korea during newspaper collection day. At that moment, she looked at me again. I was almost certain that i must have resembled such looks of a Korean ba.. but i wasnt sure. Then as time goes by, it was april 9, she seems very happy when my bdae arrives, hence, i delivered her a slice of cake, hoping it's just purely of friendship^^ then later, we went to eat and then watch movie, the sniper. I guessed she was slightly disappointed as i was sitting with clinton and brenda ba.. hahaha then after that we went home.

As time goes by, she became more open minded and friendly and compromising, (dunno if i'm the reason or not but nvm i wont sae out), then we went out another outing for Angel and Mortals. I guess she was disappointed again as i sat next to andy and lam...ahhh nvm (u know it ah..) Ok, i enjoyed the show alot, it's so intriguing with thick and intelligent plot. the entire show was just so exciting can.. is like it's the best show lor, jiang zhen de. But the one sitted next to my right was extremely annoying as she would be asking incessant questions if not blockin my view*Agitated tone. then we also dined in swensen with her treating everyone. She was just generous ba. Oh ya, during our dining, there was this irritating piece/slab of lard who was busy entertaining herself and snapping photos of me and subsequently fabricating stories and tales to put me in down in her blog. But to no avail as i know my readers/fans will always love me :D.

that was the last outing as she was leaving for smth important.. probably to know me more through some clubs ba. i shed a tear but i told no one and no one will ever ever know abt it. it's kept deep in my heart. Soon, she had a last tutorial with us in an air conditioned room. we learnt essay but i realised she occassionally looked at me, not concentrating in her teaching. there were clear crystalines formed at the edge of her korean-like eyes and occassionally pausing for a sigh of sianzation. I gave the consoling smile as any korean pop star coould give and this gave her an ounce of strength to finish her remaining slides. I guess valentine topic in the slides of the lesson greatly affected her too.. but idk why la...(shrugs)

The pendulum in lab B204 stopped oscillatng then on. Friday arrives. She broke down. I gave her an encouraging smile and asked her to stay strong. I went out of the staff room for a moment (if u guys realised, clinton should have ba) actually i went out to pound my chest in agony that this precious and valuable teacher is going to leave. T_________T .. then i went back, smiling as always. Hais, i'm always liddat lor.. always put others before me.. hais... cant be helped i guess =/ (um chio) Carried her bag, everyone was walking with a note of sorrow in their footsteps. i was swaggering behind her. But hor, i realise that hor the trail left behind her were drops and drops of water instead of footsteps.. i was puzzled la.. i looked up at the sky, it was so-not-going-to-rain weather can.. (SHRUGS) we continued our journey and sent her home. She bade a final farewell upon us.. mouth is say GOODBYE MY FRIEND, byebye charmaine.. byebye clinton.. byebye andy.. byebye marcus.. byebye karyl.. but i realise she was not coordinating with her speecph, always looking and waving at me while speaking. Then we left with my hands tug into my pockets. this marks the end of our fate. I dropped the second tear (but stop.. cause big girls dont cry...)leaving a spot of water on the earth.. i finally understood.. i understood.. why the ground treaded by ms tang was a line of spots of water.. i understood le... wad a small girl heh!

A braking screech of a car JAGGGGGG, just like the sound of someone falling down, jolted me out of my reminisce.. i smiled and coontinued my appreciation of the moon while a song was tuned from my neighbour.... goodbye my lover..goodbye my friend.. u've been the one... blah blah blah de ~~(She looked at me while bidding the farewell), i gladly know it all le... the third drop just stream down and drench my neighbour's clothes hung outside and the silence of the night was destroyed by her screams...

YOHOO readers 们!! Apology for not updating for long time, bet some of you shed tears regarding this issue.. Because seriously, it's just a blog only, what's there to make a big fuss over.HUH ? HUH ? OKAY?!? next time, dun ever even shed a tear over this me/blog.. okayy?? *BLINK BLINK (abit an shuang) Alright, reason for not updating the blog was due to my hectic schedule during the whole whole period of time.

Monday

Right after delivering papers to the Pw comp lab room if not CCA, i've to always take a bus to interchange the another bus to another spot for another bus to head to.. err.. well.. Angsana home.

Peter Chew

Well, i'm sure you guys are not convinced that i am a Good samaritan after a paper scandal defamed by a fat.. Oh well forget it ba. Back to the main point, this folk is Peter who treats me as his bff.. sharing his secrets to me on every monday and wednesday noon. Some of his stories are very sad can... is like. when i listen le, tears just streamed down my rosy cheek. Ahh, well, can't be helped since i'm an emotional and sentimental dude.. I heard the nurses there always said he would be frowning, but that's very weird because whenever i turn up after pw in school, he's awlays illuminated with smiles... er.. can someone tell me why??? O_O *puzzled. Well, there's many more people to help that's why i have no time to blog. HAHA i realised i've been doing good deeds discreetly and not sharing to everyone, nvm la. i know i'm good can le, i wont go around bragging to people what i've done de

FROM TUE-THURS

I went to overseas, hence, there wasnt time in my hand to update the blog. I went to a country which i've learnt many things from there. i've learnt that i've always been fortunate and others, except me, have been taking for granted in Sg. But i do not want to mention names like karyl etc etc.. I went to Africa to provide food, water and some clothing for them. The volunteer organisatin actually wanted to vote me as the leader.. OMG can you believe that.. cannot be one la siao sia... anyhow lor. is like so random can?! of course i rejected it (polishing a gold prestige

badge)

This is my partner johnny and a child, Raj.

We took turn to take care of him and i've learnt many things during this trip. I've learnt that there are development aids and other form of aids to the country from other nations. Also, I went into to one of the school and saw students. I was appalled.. appalled.. steady seriously shocked.. Each child has a laptop!!! a green colour de!! Oh ya, suddenly some of the laptops seem to fail and it took me a toil to fix them. hahaah but i didnt complain or boast much about because there's seriously nth to be prooud of de.

er.. this picture has nth got to do with the post, just find the clouds very awesome-looking. However, if readers are trying to relate it to someone... well i've no opinion regarding that de..;D

Friday

~ A SAD DAY~~ to be continued